Curse you and your moose!

Temperatures this weekend are going to be ten to twenty degrees cooler than they should be for this time of year, more like September than July.

It's all because of a Canadian high pressure system parked over the middle of the country.

I just bought strawberry cheesecake ice cream today and now I'm too chilly to eat it.

Thanks a lot, Canada. *shakes fist*

I don't have to explicitly point out that I'm joking, right?I've melted off all of the delicate snowflakes from my flist by now, haven't I?