I'm a damn fine shot at seven yards

I will tell you this...if I didn't need my computer, it would right now be laying out in the driveway, smashed into several hundred pieces, of which the bigger ones would be collected and taken out to be used for target practice.

Worse yet, I'm right where I was before I started trying to make things work.

Yeah, I could smack a bitch up right about now.

How was your day?