At least there were no muppet rampages today.

Today was a day made for reading comprehension fail.

This morning I read that the "state of Ronald Reagan was unveiled" and I'm thinking what's to reveal? He's dead. His state is one of embalmed decay unless they had him cremated. Then his state is ashy.

Upon review I realized that it wasn't the "state of Ronald Reagan", but the "STATUE of Ronald Reagan".

At least that makes more sense than reporting the status of a dead president.

Then just an hour ago I read the "NBA going to the Supreme Court" and I'm like what the hell for? Are their hardwood floors better to play on? Are you trying to get a law passed to convince me that basketball is a sport worthy of my attention? No no. Fine me now.

It wasn't the "NBA"; it was the "NRA".

Another group I roll my eyes at, but not exactly in the same league.

Sometimes I wonder how I did well on the reading portion of my ACT.