NCIS and a PSA. Lots a letters today

In continuing with my unintelligent ramblings about TV shows...( NCIS comments...short, sweet, and lacking parrots )

Carrie and I had a conversation earlier today and she said I needed to put out a guide because my requirments confused her. So here ya go.

This all came about because in the new TV Guide they said something about a character on some show preferring to be called "traditionally built" over "fat".

Carrie liked it; I don't.

I prefer to be called fat. You can skate on calling me curvy or voluptious if I'm working for that (ie wearing my sexy clothes...of which I own very few) and I'll let you slide on squishy 'cause I'm amused by that word, but, really, just call me fat. That's what I am and I'm okay with that.

Don't call me chubby or plump or chunky or husky or overweight or obese or zaftig or rubenesque (I know what it means, but it makes me think of sandwiches) or tubby or fluffy or cuddly or a "real woman" or big boned or full figured or plus sized or more to love or any of that. Keep your soft language to yourself.

I'm fat. F-A-T. FAT. It's not a bad thing. It's my thing.

I suggest you deal.

I'll discuss the proper use of the word in another post. Remind me. I'll forget.