1st
22:32

You can't call me a squirrel. I'm not burying them in the yard.

- 5 comments

22:52

I kicked a banana in your bathroom because I'm cool like that.


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2nd
22:58

This is why I shut the door when I sleep

- 9 comments
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3rd
21:46

Whose pickle is this?

- 2 comments

4th
21:40

I wish I knew what I was thinking.



5th
21:59

"I've seen that face before, I've seen that face before, I've faced that scene before."

- 3 comments
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6th
23:19

I don't think my sister realized the consequences of creating this dish



7th
23:29

Place your bets!

- 2 comments
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8th
22:54

Tornado warning? Must be March.

- 2 comments
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9th
22:45

Could this be the beginning of a Monday night ritual?

- 3 comments
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10th
22:02

It's either a sign of the end of times or spring has arrived

- 2 comments

11th
21:55

Is that English or did everyone learn Portugese without me?

- 2 comments

12th
23:27

Fast food?



13th
16:57

No such thing as out of the ordinary around here

- 4 comments

14th
23:59

Two minutes in the box...you feel shame


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15th
23:58

Today was a day not worth noting


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16th
23:21

"Because your mother and I decided that if anyone was going to screw you up, it was going to be me."

- 2 comments
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17th
22:14

Maybe I should have used green ink

- 4 comments
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18th
22:38

FYI



19th
23:16

It says the ideal brain age is 20. I didn't know shit at 20.

- 4 comments
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20th
22:41

Because I love to talk about me

- 7 comments
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21st
22:38

The bats were out last night

- 4 comments

22nd
22:47

I am the keeper of unwanted lipgloss

- 6 comments
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23rd
22:39

I'm dedicating my Monday nights

- 3 comments
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24th
22:41

I expect this to be part of my refund

- 3 comments
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25th
22:50

"Pink and purple sprinkles?" "Yes. They're drag queen sprinkles."

- 2 comments

26th
22:10

Maybe the Easter Bunny has something to do with it

- 7 comments

27th
23:06

MInd the Spring Albino Brain Chiggers



28th
23:19

I was so baffled that the mom from "Webster" was in this movie

- 3 comments
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29th
22:13

I'm sure there are more comfortable places to sleep

- 11 comments
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30th
22:58

I'm gonna have to get me some icons if I keep this up


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31st
22:11

How delightfully random!

- 2 comments
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