- 1st
- 22:32
You can't call me a squirrel. I'm not burying them in the yard.
- 5 comments
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22:52I kicked a banana in your bathroom because I'm cool like that.
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- 2nd
- 22:58
This is why I shut the door when I sleep
- 9 comments
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- 3rd
- 21:46
Whose pickle is this?
- 2 comments
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- 4th
- 21:40
I wish I knew what I was thinking.
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- 5th
- 21:59
"I've seen that face before, I've seen that face before, I've faced that scene before."
- 3 comments
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- 6th
- 23:19
I don't think my sister realized the consequences of creating this dish
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- 7th
- 23:29
Place your bets!
- 2 comments
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- 8th
- 22:54
Tornado warning? Must be March.
- 2 comments
- 9th
- 22:45
Could this be the beginning of a Monday night ritual?
- 3 comments
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- 10th
- 22:02
It's either a sign of the end of times or spring has arrived
- 2 comments
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- 11th
- 21:55
Is that English or did everyone learn Portugese without me?
- 2 comments
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- 12th
- 23:27
Fast food?
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- 13th
- 16:57
No such thing as out of the ordinary around here
- 4 comments
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- 14th
- 23:59
Two minutes in the box...you feel shame
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- 15th
- 23:58
Today was a day not worth noting
- 16th
- 23:21
"Because your mother and I decided that if anyone was going to screw you up, it was going to be me."
- 2 comments
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- 17th
- 22:14
Maybe I should have used green ink
- 4 comments
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- 18th
- 22:38
FYI
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- 19th
- 23:16
It says the ideal brain age is 20. I didn't know shit at 20.
- 4 comments
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- 20th
- 22:41
Because I love to talk about me
- 7 comments
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- 21st
- 22:38
The bats were out last night
- 4 comments
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- 22nd
- 22:47
I am the keeper of unwanted lipgloss
- 6 comments
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- 23rd
- 22:39
I'm dedicating my Monday nights
- 3 comments
- 24th
- 22:41
I expect this to be part of my refund
- 3 comments
- 25th
- 22:50
"Pink and purple sprinkles?" "Yes. They're drag queen sprinkles."
- 2 comments
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- 26th
- 22:10
Maybe the Easter Bunny has something to do with it
- 7 comments
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- 27th
- 23:06
MInd the Spring Albino Brain Chiggers
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- 28th
- 23:19
I was so baffled that the mom from "Webster" was in this movie
- 3 comments
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- 29th
- 22:13
I'm sure there are more comfortable places to sleep
- 11 comments
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- 30th
- 22:58
I'm gonna have to get me some icons if I keep this up
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- 31st
- 22:11
How delightfully random!
- 2 comments