"Pink and purple sprinkles?" "Yes. They're drag queen sprinkles."

Carrie is over at Haley's house watching Twilight.

They tried to lure me over with chocolate cake.

I cannot be lured by chocolate cake. In the shape of a butterfly. With pink and purple sprinkles. And eyes.

If it had been plain old chocolate cake, I'd have been lured. I'd have suffered through bad dialogue and sparkling bloodsuckers for that cake.

Make note. If you ever want to catch me, just bait your trap with chocolate cake.

And a glass of milk.