I missed the Lawnmower Drill Team

History was made today. I'd like to be able to say something profound about it, but I'm not a profound person.

So instead I'll say that I watched the proceedings this morning and kept comparing past presidents to 60's Batman villians.

And the Marines have the best hats out of all of our Armed Forces.

I told you I don't do profound.

I can't even manage serious when it's required.