I'm well schooled with a variety of knives, my friend

Hey, weather. Don't exactly care for you screwing with my plans. You're kinda pissing me off here. Have you seen the way people drive around here? They can't wing it when it's not icy. I have no desire to skate around with these people if you decide to unleash the freezing rain tomorrow afternoon when I'm coming home from my mom's house.

You're fucking up my intentions for my niece's birthday.

Keep it up and I will cut you.

Also, it's too cold. It makes my face hurt when the wind blows.