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The ratings would be good, too
Oct. 15th, 2008 11:10 pmI have not watched any of the Presidential debates, but I have still come to a conclusion about them.
They'd be way better if the moderators were from Fandom Wank.
Picture it...The greatest snarkmasters of the interwebs interrogating those deemed worthy of running for the highest office of this country on their policies, platforms, and yaoi. There would be stuttering, flouncing, nannies, and internet lawyers. Those at home playing the "bitch, please/bitch, are you for real" drinking game would have alcohol poisoning within the first ten minutes. Someone would probably cry and there could possibly be a pseudocide.
And in the end, we'd probably learn more about our candidates because they wouldn't be able to pass on circle logic, party lines, and mere regurgitation of information.
Tell me I'm wrong.
They'd be way better if the moderators were from Fandom Wank.
Picture it...The greatest snarkmasters of the interwebs interrogating those deemed worthy of running for the highest office of this country on their policies, platforms, and yaoi. There would be stuttering, flouncing, nannies, and internet lawyers. Those at home playing the "bitch, please/bitch, are you for real" drinking game would have alcohol poisoning within the first ten minutes. Someone would probably cry and there could possibly be a pseudocide.
And in the end, we'd probably learn more about our candidates because they wouldn't be able to pass on circle logic, party lines, and mere regurgitation of information.
Tell me I'm wrong.
