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For fifty bucks, I can find you a husband
Jan. 6th, 2008 11:50 pmThere's an older gentleman who comes into Walmart quite a bit. He's one of our regulars. He gets watches at auctions and estate sales and brings them to us for new batteries.
He thinks I'm very nice and sweet and I smile all the time. In other words, I have him snowed.
Ever since I told him I was single, he's been trying to find me a husband. I think it's hilarious.
Today he came in and told me he got a new camera and wanted to take my picture to see if he could manage it without cutting off my head. He'd been doing it at every place he frequented.
"Besides," he said, "it'll be easier for me to find you a husband if I've got a picture of you!"
I laughed and let him take my picture.
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hobbitgal said he's probably going to go home and masturbate to it. I told her I didn't think his wife would approve.
Really, Carrie, he's not a perv. It's a small town. We know who they are. He's not on the list.
He thinks I'm very nice and sweet and I smile all the time. In other words, I have him snowed.
Ever since I told him I was single, he's been trying to find me a husband. I think it's hilarious.
Today he came in and told me he got a new camera and wanted to take my picture to see if he could manage it without cutting off my head. He'd been doing it at every place he frequented.
"Besides," he said, "it'll be easier for me to find you a husband if I've got a picture of you!"
I laughed and let him take my picture.
hobbitgal said he's probably going to go home and masturbate to it. I told her I didn't think his wife would approve.Really, Carrie, he's not a perv. It's a small town. We know who they are. He's not on the list.
