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My whole life flashed before my eyes
Jun. 25th, 2005 11:10 pmIt was dinner time. I was innocently retrieving a bowl from the cabinet when two dishes (a plate and a different bowl) attempted to assault me. They ended up missing my head by inches and slamming into my potatoes.
Dad comes in from the other room to investigate the noise. Upon seeing me, his terribly shaken daughter, he says, "What the hell did you do? You chipped my good plate!"
Okay, first of all, Dad, you bought your "good" plates from the camping department at Wal-Mart and you got them for eight bucks. Second of all, HELLO! I was nearly killed by a couple of dishes. Doesn't that warrant a comment?
Of course, what can you expect from a guy who goes prowling around the backyard at night with his night vision whatsits looking for the cats that are fighting and making it hard for him to hear the tv.
Dad comes in from the other room to investigate the noise. Upon seeing me, his terribly shaken daughter, he says, "What the hell did you do? You chipped my good plate!"
Okay, first of all, Dad, you bought your "good" plates from the camping department at Wal-Mart and you got them for eight bucks. Second of all, HELLO! I was nearly killed by a couple of dishes. Doesn't that warrant a comment?
Of course, what can you expect from a guy who goes prowling around the backyard at night with his night vision whatsits looking for the cats that are fighting and making it hard for him to hear the tv.
