whiski_sour: (Dietrich explains it all)
2010-11-09 09:12 pm

There will be a quiz.

Carrie comes into my room.
Carrie: How do you spell "discriminate"?
Me: D-I-S-C-R-I-M-I-N-A-T-E.
Carrie: Thanks.
Carrie leaves. She comes back in about five minutes later.
Carrie: How do you spell "blatantly"?
Me: B-L-A-T-A-N-T-L-Y.
Carrie: Thanks.
Me: Don't you have spellcheck on that computer?
Carrie: Not on ANGEL (for her online English class). And I can't type up the post in Word and then paste it in ANGEL because it messes up the format.
Me: Why don't you type it up in ANGEL, then copy and paste it into Word to check the spelling?
Carrie: Oh, yeah.
Me: Yeah. Then you wouldn't have to running back and forth.
Carrie: I need the exercise.
Me: I don't need the spelling test.

Clearly, I missed my calling. I was born to be a human spellcheck.
whiski_sour: (up to no good)
2010-01-05 09:09 pm

NCIS Night

NCIS...'Jet packs. Yeah. It's gonna be a weird one.' )

NCIS: LA...'Oh, bummer.' )

In non-NCIS news, I took Pete to the vet today. We both survived. Thankfully, she doesn't hold grudges so I don't have to worry about her scratching my eyes out later.

Even if she did hold a grudge, I'd just shut my bedroom door. As vicious as she is, she's still little and lacking opposable thumbs.
whiski_sour: (is he dead?)
2009-12-07 10:11 pm

"Aw, missing bullets are cool; amnesia is even cooler."

Castle...'Disapproving, judgmental...you're totally my work wife.' )

In other news, Carrie says I look puffy and swollen today. She thinks I'm sick; I think I'm turning into a bullfrog. She says I can't be because I'm not ribbiting. She's no fun.

My luck, I'm filling up with alien worms and I'm gonna bust like that lady in Slither. Hell of a way to meet Nathan Fillion.
whiski_sour: (gibbs smile)
2009-11-24 09:00 pm
Entry tags:

NCIS Night

More blatherings about two of my favorite shows. Nevermind it.

NCIS...'Are you letting some blonde bombshell baste your bird, Tony?' )
NCIS:LA...'I must say, Abby, you are the first NCIS employee I've met that has a sense of style.' )

I am going to be very sad next week with no new NCIS episodes. Very sad indeed.
whiski_sour: (up to no good)
2009-11-17 09:04 pm
Entry tags:

NCIS Night

In progress ramblings. I don't promise any coherency. And it's much longer than I thought it'd be.

NCIS...'Who let you out of your cave?' )
NCIS: LA...'Wait a minute. Did your mom help you with this?' )
whiski_sour: (is he dead?)
2009-09-21 10:24 pm

"Why don't you wear a uniform like that?" "Because I don't want to be paid in singles."

Oh, Castle. I've missed you. )

In related news, I'd do both of the people in my icon and I need more icons of them.

I'm just saying.
whiski_sour: (milkshake)
2008-07-25 11:01 pm

"Archamedes? The greek scientist who had a crush on Teyla?"

SGA...better with a Snicker's Blizzard )

In other, non-SGA news...I finished my rewrite of "In the Dark", which means I can haz Hellboy II! Hooray!