I'm importing my funny

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Last night I was chatting on AIM with one_more_cherry. Our talk turned to MST3K and most of convesation ended up consisting of quotes from the show (my range was limited since I've only got eight episodes that I know damn near from memory at this point).

I'm still riding a tickled funny bone high, so c'mon, fellow MST3K fans, tell me your favorite quotes.

Here, I'll go first with a few of mine...

-"I bid you lick me."

-"I gotta get going. I'm cooking a pork shoulder on my exhaust manifold."

-"Honey, we've got mimes."

-"He died as he lived...filthy and splaying."

-"Where's the body?" "Follow your nose!"

-"Did you have fun tonight?" "Did you wang chung tonight?"

-"They're all dressed like Mexican wrestlers."

-"Roomservice, there's a mummy in my room."

I fully expect one_more_cherry to go crazy in the comments. :)

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"He died as he lived...a total load."

"How about shining my steak over here!"

"That's not Flip Wilson, Honey! Yes it is, it's that Geraldine character!"

"PUT A WALLET UNDER HIS TONGUE!"

"Hercules can't perform...'cause he's on steriods..."

"HE'S CROWNING!"

"Give me back my dighaphram!"