whiski_sour: (darkside)
Cheshyre ([personal profile] whiski_sour) wrote2009-01-04 10:34 pm

I don't know why I didn't have a mustache that I could twiddle

For reasons unknown to me, I couldn't fall asleep until nearly four this morning.

And when I did finally fall asleep, I dreamed that I was screaming "YOU ARE AN EVIL MINION FROM HELL!" then laughing maniacally at some old woman. And then I punched her and chased her around a backyard before finally capturing her and putting her into some weird-assed, full body, wire restraint thing.

To be fair, the woman was killing babies and I was frustrated that I couldn't prove that she was killing babies, hence the screaming and punching.

Most people would consider that disturbing.

I'm not most people.

However, since I didn't get to sleep until very late (or early, really) and I'm not often able to sleep past eleven, I feel my bedtime coming on rather quickly.

I wonder who I'm going to scream at tonight.

[identity profile] luchalibrarian.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Armadillos. You should scream at armadillos.