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The Chicago Cubs are taking applications for the next "Voice of Wrigley" PA announcer.

I know I have a job, but come on. It's the Cubs. I'm looking into.

The application asks why you would think you'd be the best choice for the next voice.

Is there a classy, professional way to say that you'd think you'd be good because you were once told that you have a voice that'd be perfect for phone sex?

Never mind. I'm a writer. I'm sure I can find just the right phrasing for that.

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